Poopy Flag-stands Baffle Police

[Esotic]

http://www9.sbs.com.au/theworldnews/...03111&region=3

POOPY FLAG-STANDS BAFFLE POLICE
SBS.com.au |14.1.2005

A yearlong search to find who is responsible for sticking small
American flags into piles of dog droppings in public parks in Germany has so far been fruitless.

"This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000
to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been thusly adorned during that time,"
said Josef Oettl, parks administrator in Bayreuth, southern Germany.

The sporadic series of incidents was originally thought to be a
protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq. When it continued it was
thought to be a protest against President George W Bush's campaign for
re-election.

Bayreuth police say they are completely baffled. "We have sent out
extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police
spokesman Reiner Kuechler. But he offered no suggestions as to what the
offender would be charged with if caught. Legal experts said there was no
law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution was
vague on the issue.

Dog Bless America,

-Esotic

[sleepytom]

i actually fell off my chair laughing at that! - where can i buy a load of mini us flags from?

[holly]

get flags here

get poop here

Very funny!

[sleepytom]

DAMN IT THEY WON'T LET ME ORDER ANY UNLESS I SPEND $200
anyone fancy ordering me 5 boxes of them and posting them to the uk?

[vjair]

Now thats some funny shit

[syzygy]

9p each is the cheapest I can find in the UK

[Esotic]

http://www.madeyouthink.org/index.htm

[Meierhans]

Damn, I laugh my ass off. Muhahaha. Thats right positioned anti-propaganda. I want flags!