windows haiku

[wellREDman]

wouldnt it be much nicer if all error messages were in zen poetry forrm:
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Can not be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[LEVLHED]

LMFAO

hey, speaking of blue screen of death...I used to have a little app that let you change the background/text color for it...I used to have a "black screen of death...with lime green text"

[Anyone]

Man, that was Well worth the Red

[AetherPan]

nice1
:>

[Anyone]

many clicks and strokes
but there is no response
control alt delete

[wellREDman]

what is a vj
***** seems to know this
he tells us all

[wellREDman]

im getting the hang of this....


in the chatroom
all seems to hang, refresh
>enters the room

[wellREDman]

Originally posted by Anyone

spending the day
reading *****'s thread
blah blah blah

not wanting to appoint myself medieval japanese verse moderator moderator or anything, but..

to be a haiku it should read...


spending the all day
reading all of *****'s thread
blah blah blah


lets try one

let us all channel
all of the bad blood , into
zen poetry

[LEVLHED]

yeah, the number of syllables per line should be:
5
7
3