VJOZ
11th July 2005, 12:40 AM
Greetings promoters and venue managers! Our last promoter / venue-owner flaked on us real bad so we're looking for fresh new faces.
VJs are getting more and more popular and are attracting bigger audiences - which means more of those mighty dollahs (hollah!). We'd like to extend this unique opportunity to you in taking part in the exploding VJ scene!
We're looking for promoters and venue owners willing to go out / host and promote VJ events. Must be professional with at least 5 years of experience. Naturally we don't have a big budget for this as we can't afford to pay the thousands of you who will jump at this opportunity. What we can offer is:
- a chance to view the best visuals in the world
- opportunity to work for the hottest VJ stars on the planet
- opportunity to say you're part of the VJ scene
- free access to the hottest clubs around the world (if you own them)
- 1000 of free promotional representatives (if you all work together)
- opportunity for more work in the future
For promoters, we can help cover the costs of sending you VJ information, details, and links. You'll only have to cover the costs of web & flyer design, printing, and distribution. We may ask for extra publicity including full-page pictures of VJs on all of your flyers. You'll need to figure out how to apply quantum physics to be able to place 3 or more full-size pictures on a single page - if you're a pro you can do this in less than an hour.
You'll be responsible for all costs, must be willing to work at a moments's notice, or simply come in and simply service us with a happy ending. Those promoters willing to promote more than eight nights a week are eligible for the super promotion package: a t-shirt and maybe even a sticker (OMFG!)
For venue owners, we really understand the costs and risks involved with maintaining your property, so we're willing to work with you. We can easily cover the expense of making extra keys to your place, providing you can give us your codes for the alarm, which is mandatory and non-negotiable. We will try to promise that we will only come in and host a party in your venue on the nights we agree to. Really. Swear. Honest. Cross our hearts and no we won't sign anything.
As VJs are paid $100 to work for 6-14 hours, we figure we can give you a break on price. We are willing to pay you $75 to man the bar and another $25 for the door for the night. Must have two or more bartenders and one barback maintaining the bar all night. Barback must pay entry fee.
Naturally we would own all rights, funds, and access relating to the events. Nobody can come or go without asking us first. You'll get standard one "guest entry" and one "half-price entry" for your boyfriend. Security pays full price plus insurance against any potential damage to us, our equipment, or our egos. You waive all rights to arbitration.
We reserve the right to replace DJs, performers, artists, and staff who may not match the form and style of our visuals at no cost to us, without notice, and in a whiney manner liken that of an arse-retentive french chick on coke.
Venue owners and/or promoters will be responsible for the purchase and maintenance of video production equipment including mixer, screens, projectors, cables, etc. (Top of the line equipment only, please. 100% reliable with atomic light bulbs.) Naturally these will need to be installed as "removable with only a moments notice" in case we get a better gig that night and need to seek better opportunities... or to score with two hotties for the night in a 360 porno-rama video set-up. In that case, we can provide a back-up VHS deck and a copy of "Mind's Eye" videos for your bar crowd.
We are serious and have a tremendous respect for promoters and venue owners, and hope that this opportunity will help grow and foster a greater understanding between you and the VJ community.
Please contact us only through the vjforums.com lists. We're simply too busy and too important to read through every email we're going to get on this. Hope to have everything in place by end of July.
Thank you for your time and consideration. Peace out!
-VJ OZ
VJs are getting more and more popular and are attracting bigger audiences - which means more of those mighty dollahs (hollah!). We'd like to extend this unique opportunity to you in taking part in the exploding VJ scene!
We're looking for promoters and venue owners willing to go out / host and promote VJ events. Must be professional with at least 5 years of experience. Naturally we don't have a big budget for this as we can't afford to pay the thousands of you who will jump at this opportunity. What we can offer is:
- a chance to view the best visuals in the world
- opportunity to work for the hottest VJ stars on the planet
- opportunity to say you're part of the VJ scene
- free access to the hottest clubs around the world (if you own them)
- 1000 of free promotional representatives (if you all work together)
- opportunity for more work in the future
For promoters, we can help cover the costs of sending you VJ information, details, and links. You'll only have to cover the costs of web & flyer design, printing, and distribution. We may ask for extra publicity including full-page pictures of VJs on all of your flyers. You'll need to figure out how to apply quantum physics to be able to place 3 or more full-size pictures on a single page - if you're a pro you can do this in less than an hour.
You'll be responsible for all costs, must be willing to work at a moments's notice, or simply come in and simply service us with a happy ending. Those promoters willing to promote more than eight nights a week are eligible for the super promotion package: a t-shirt and maybe even a sticker (OMFG!)
For venue owners, we really understand the costs and risks involved with maintaining your property, so we're willing to work with you. We can easily cover the expense of making extra keys to your place, providing you can give us your codes for the alarm, which is mandatory and non-negotiable. We will try to promise that we will only come in and host a party in your venue on the nights we agree to. Really. Swear. Honest. Cross our hearts and no we won't sign anything.
As VJs are paid $100 to work for 6-14 hours, we figure we can give you a break on price. We are willing to pay you $75 to man the bar and another $25 for the door for the night. Must have two or more bartenders and one barback maintaining the bar all night. Barback must pay entry fee.
Naturally we would own all rights, funds, and access relating to the events. Nobody can come or go without asking us first. You'll get standard one "guest entry" and one "half-price entry" for your boyfriend. Security pays full price plus insurance against any potential damage to us, our equipment, or our egos. You waive all rights to arbitration.
We reserve the right to replace DJs, performers, artists, and staff who may not match the form and style of our visuals at no cost to us, without notice, and in a whiney manner liken that of an arse-retentive french chick on coke.
Venue owners and/or promoters will be responsible for the purchase and maintenance of video production equipment including mixer, screens, projectors, cables, etc. (Top of the line equipment only, please. 100% reliable with atomic light bulbs.) Naturally these will need to be installed as "removable with only a moments notice" in case we get a better gig that night and need to seek better opportunities... or to score with two hotties for the night in a 360 porno-rama video set-up. In that case, we can provide a back-up VHS deck and a copy of "Mind's Eye" videos for your bar crowd.
We are serious and have a tremendous respect for promoters and venue owners, and hope that this opportunity will help grow and foster a greater understanding between you and the VJ community.
Please contact us only through the vjforums.com lists. We're simply too busy and too important to read through every email we're going to get on this. Hope to have everything in place by end of July.
Thank you for your time and consideration. Peace out!
-VJ OZ